Whoever designed this is a genius! [ALARM SOUNDS]

lowestlowblood:

***PLEASE READ***

Hello, I’m Lex and I’m in need of money at the moment. So, of course, I’m opening commissions for the first time.

MY SITUATION
My dad has been unemployed since april of this year. He had snagged an out of state job and because of that, he can’t get unemployment in our state. This month, I lost someone who was very important to me. Right now, me and my dad are living with his girlfriend, who is on disability and has a hobby of selling bengal kittens, which unfortunately, costs more than we have. We haven’t had an actual meal in weeks. We’ve been living off of sandwiches for the past week, and thats going to run out on us very soon.
And sadly, school will be coming up very soon, and I don’t have the money to get the stuff I need. I’m hoping that my commissions will help get me enough cash to get me through until my family has more.

WHAT I’M WILLING TO DO AND PRICES
I’m willing to draw anything but NSFW. I’ll draw characters from anything, you, your oc, your pet, your grandparents, people, people kissing, guys, girls, neither, both, and/or, whatever you want to be seen drawn. My pictures are done in black lines normally with flat coloring (with the exception of face flush, eye color, and basic hair roots). I will draw up to two people without charging extra. Please specify if you would like me to use the pencil brush or paintbrush and which of my art styles you would like me to use for your piece.
My Prices:

One color sketch(bust or full) - $2.00


Bust - lineart - $2.00


Bust + colored- $3.00


Lineart - $3.00


Full + no background - $3.00


Full + background - $4.00


1 single icon - $5.00


2 icons (matching or not) - $8.00

Extras:

Color lines - +$1.00


Shading - +$1.00


Extra person + lineart - +$0.50


Extra person + full - +$1.00


Edits (filters/effects/borders/text) - every two added is +$0.50

**Note: Icons are pricier than the rest because they will be in the same style and shading (unless requested) as shown. I will draw up to two extra items (i.e. hats, plush items, holding items, etc.) for each icon.
MY EQUIPMENT
I work solely on my Dragon Touch R10 tablet. While I do have a phone, I use my tablet for my art now. I do not have a laptop, and I don’t plan on having one soon, or another thing to do my art on. That means I only use mobile, so it takes me longer to get in contact with people than others. The apps that I use are the paid version of Autodesk Sketchbook for my art and Autodesk Pixlr Express for edits
CONTACT INFORMATION AND PAYMENT
My email for paypal is lowestlowblood@gmail.com. How you commission me is simple, send me an email at llcommissions@gmail.com with Commission as the subject, and if you would like you can send me an ask on here saying that you sent me an email for a commission. We can work out what you want to pay for, and I will start on your picture. Though, I won’t finish your picture until I’m sure you’ve paid me, sorry. 
TECHNICAL ITEMS

After I finish your piece, I will send it to you via email and post it on here with the description “Commission for [your url/preferred name]”(unless requested not to).


It takes me around three days to finish the more pricier stuff, since there’s more to do, and about a day for the sketches and smaller stuff. Please remember I dont just work on my art and I won’t automatically start working on your piece after I get your email.


If stuff in my life comes up, I will send you an email to inform you that your piece will be a bit delayed.

If you have any questions, feel free to send me an ask at any time! Also, if you can’t commission me, please please PLEASE reblog this and get it around! I really could use the help right now! Thank you!

lowestlowblood:

***PLEASE READ***

Hello, I’m Lex and I’m in need of money at the moment. So, of course, I’m opening commissions for the first time.

MY SITUATION

My dad has been unemployed since april of this year. He had snagged an out of state job and because of that, he can’t get unemployment in our state. This month, I lost someone who was very important to me. Right now, me and my dad are living with his girlfriend, who is on disability and has a hobby of selling bengal kittens, which unfortunately, costs more than we have. We haven’t had an actual meal in weeks. We’ve been living off of sandwiches for the past week, and thats going to run out on us very soon.

And sadly, school will be coming up very soon, and I don’t have the money to get the stuff I need. I’m hoping that my commissions will help get me enough cash to get me through until my family has more.

WHAT I’M WILLING TO DO AND PRICES

I’m willing to draw anything but NSFW. I’ll draw characters from anything, you, your oc, your pet, your grandparents, people, people kissing, guys, girls, neither, both, and/or, whatever you want to be seen drawn. My pictures are done in black lines normally with flat coloring (with the exception of face flush, eye color, and basic hair roots). I will draw up to two people without charging extra. Please specify if you would like me to use the pencil brush or paintbrush and which of my art styles you would like me to use for your piece.

My Prices:

  • One color sketch(bust or full) - $2.00

  • Bust - lineart - $2.00

  • Bust + colored- $3.00

  • Lineart - $3.00

  • Full + no background - $3.00

  • Full + background - $4.00

  • 1 single icon - $5.00

  • 2 icons (matching or not) - $8.00

Extras:

  • Color lines - +$1.00

  • Shading - +$1.00

  • Extra person + lineart - +$0.50

  • Extra person + full - +$1.00

  • Edits (filters/effects/borders/text) - every two added is +$0.50

**Note: Icons are pricier than the rest because they will be in the same style and shading (unless requested) as shown. I will draw up to two extra items (i.e. hats, plush items, holding items, etc.) for each icon.

MY EQUIPMENT

I work solely on my Dragon Touch R10 tablet. While I do have a phone, I use my tablet for my art now. I do not have a laptop, and I don’t plan on having one soon, or another thing to do my art on. That means I only use mobile, so it takes me longer to get in contact with people than others. The apps that I use are the paid version of Autodesk Sketchbook for my art and Autodesk Pixlr Express for edits

CONTACT INFORMATION AND PAYMENT

My email for paypal is lowestlowblood@gmail.com. How you commission me is simple, send me an email at llcommissions@gmail.com with Commission as the subject, and if you would like you can send me an ask on here saying that you sent me an email for a commission. We can work out what you want to pay for, and I will start on your picture. Though, I won’t finish your picture until I’m sure you’ve paid me, sorry.

TECHNICAL ITEMS

  • After I finish your piece, I will send it to you via email and post it on here with the description “Commission for [your url/preferred name]”(unless requested not to).

  • It takes me around three days to finish the more pricier stuff, since there’s more to do, and about a day for the sketches and smaller stuff. Please remember I dont just work on my art and I won’t automatically start working on your piece after I get your email.

  • If stuff in my life comes up, I will send you an email to inform you that your piece will be a bit delayed.

If you have any questions, feel free to send me an ask at any time! Also, if you can’t commission me, please please PLEASE reblog this and get it around! I really could use the help right now! Thank you!

ryanhayywood:

literal disney prince ryan haywood

ryanhayywood:

literal disney prince ryan haywood

cerulean-tmp:


nonespark:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

wintercoffin:

brotoro:

cherryblossomsparkle:

did-you-kno:

Source

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT ACTUALLY
THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY 

he was 100% against preaching to unwilling people, too, and all for bringing religion into the lives of those who wanted it. he would often say that those who pray loudly in front of others were the worst kind of believers

what a cool dude

it makes me sad when people mischaracterize jesus like he was literally the nicest dude ever like he could be anyones bff if he tried because he was so rad like i hate christians who make him seem rude like lol no stopv

YES YES YES.
this is because the pharisees would go out into public, get on their knees, and pray where everyone could see them.
because they wanted everyone to see how good they were and how pious, because they were sort of religious authority.
but jesus came and told people to do the opposite, because he wanted them to be humble.
because God wants you to be devoted to a relationship with Him, not to be devoted to making sure others think highly of you.
jesus also encouraged people to do good deeds quietly, or even anonymously.
because he wanted you to do good deeds for the sake of others, not for how good it’ll make you feel or for others to praise you.
jesus was the absolute coolest and i fucking hate it when anyone points fingers at a certain group of people and says “GOD HATES-” NO HE DOESN’T.
THAT WAS HIS WHOLE THING. HE LITERALLY LOVED EVERYONE. ????

This is the type of Christianity and Christians that I like.

cerulean-tmp:

nonespark:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

wintercoffin:

brotoro:

cherryblossomsparkle:

did-you-kno:

Source

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT ACTUALLY

THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY 

he was 100% against preaching to unwilling people, too, and all for bringing religion into the lives of those who wanted it. he would often say that those who pray loudly in front of others were the worst kind of believers

what a cool dude

it makes me sad when people mischaracterize jesus like he was literally the nicest dude ever like he could be anyones bff if he tried because he was so rad like 
i hate christians who make him seem rude like lol no stopv

YES YES YES.

this is because the pharisees would go out into public, get on their knees, and pray where everyone could see them.

because they wanted everyone to see how good they were and how pious, because they were sort of religious authority.

but jesus came and told people to do the opposite, because he wanted them to be humble.

because God wants you to be devoted to a relationship with Him, not to be devoted to making sure others think highly of you.

jesus also encouraged people to do good deeds quietly, or even anonymously.

because he wanted you to do good deeds for the sake of others, not for how good it’ll make you feel or for others to praise you.

jesus was the absolute coolest and i fucking hate it when anyone points fingers at a certain group of people and says “GOD HATES-” NO HE DOESN’T.

THAT WAS HIS WHOLE THING. HE LITERALLY LOVED EVERYONE. ????

This is the type of Christianity and Christians that I like.

blvckzoro:

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

Man listen….

mindswondering:

some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.

(Source: hmspoofta)

missespeon:

Cr1TiKaL jump scare reactions.

these subtitles really dont convey how genuinely apathetic he is. his tone literally doesnt change at all.

(Source: melonical)

tagged as → #fnaf
duoachievement:

In case anyone was curious, Jeremy answered some questions he’s been getting lately and I though it was pretty interesting. 

duoachievement:

In case anyone was curious, Jeremy answered some questions he’s been getting lately and I though it was pretty interesting. 

(Source: kunning)

mylifeisroosterteeth:

just a reminder that this picture exists

mylifeisroosterteeth:

just a reminder that this picture exists

gwenlightened:

I want this written across my ceiling.

(Source: thecottonproject)

askenderbro:

[[A new default player skin is being added to Minecraft (PC version)! It appears to be female, her name is “Alex” and she utilizes the new option for thinner arms. 

I’m really excited about this addition, and I’ve already gotten plenty of asks about it. There will be a comic about it soon, but I have to go to work in an hour so maybe when I get home. 

Also…Can we praise Mojang for adding a female option that isn’t wearing some stupid skimpy outfit? She looks like an adventurer! That’s awesome! 

I might be biased towards Alex…Because my name is Alex…Hurr.]]

lowestlowblood:

***PLEASE READ***

Hello, I’m Lex and I’m in need of money at the moment. So, of course, I’m opening commissions for the first time.

MY SITUATION
My dad has been unemployed since april of this year. He had snagged an out of state job and because of that, he can’t get unemployment in our state. This month, I lost someone who was very important to me. Right now, me and my dad are living with his girlfriend, who is on disability and has a hobby of selling bengal kittens, which unfortunately, costs more than we have. We haven’t had an actual meal in weeks. We’ve been living off of sandwiches for the past week, and thats going to run out on us very soon.
And sadly, school will be coming up very soon, and I don’t have the money to get the stuff I need. I’m hoping that my commissions will help get me enough cash to get me through until my family has more.

WHAT I’M WILLING TO DO AND PRICES
I’m willing to draw anything but NSFW. I’ll draw characters from anything, you, your oc, your pet, your grandparents, people, people kissing, guys, girls, neither, both, and/or, whatever you want to be seen drawn. My pictures are done in black lines normally with flat coloring (with the exception of face flush, eye color, and basic hair roots). I will draw up to two people without charging extra. Please specify if you would like me to use the pencil brush or paintbrush and which of my art styles you would like me to use for your piece.
My Prices:

One color sketch(bust or full) - $2.00


Bust - lineart - $2.00


Bust + colored- $3.00


Lineart - $3.00


Full + no background - $3.00


Full + background - $4.00


1 single icon - $5.00


2 icons (matching or not) - $8.00

Extras:

Color lines - +$1.00


Shading - +$1.00


Extra person + lineart - +$0.50


Extra person + full - +$1.00


Edits (filters/effects/borders/text) - every two added is +$0.50

**Note: Icons are pricier than the rest because they will be in the same style and shading (unless requested) as shown. I will draw up to two extra items (i.e. hats, plush items, holding items, etc.) for each icon.
MY EQUIPMENT
I work solely on my Dragon Touch R10 tablet. While I do have a phone, I use my tablet for my art now. I do not have a laptop, and I don’t plan on having one soon, or another thing to do my art on. That means I only use mobile, so it takes me longer to get in contact with people than others. The apps that I use are the paid version of Autodesk Sketchbook for my art and Autodesk Pixlr Express for edits
CONTACT INFORMATION AND PAYMENT
My email for paypal is lowestlowblood@gmail.com. How you commission me is simple, send me an email at llcommissions@gmail.com with Commission as the subject, and if you would like you can send me an ask on here saying that you sent me an email for a commission. We can work out what you want to pay for, and I will start on your picture. Though, I won’t finish your picture until I’m sure you’ve paid me, sorry. 
TECHNICAL ITEMS

After I finish your piece, I will send it to you via email and post it on here with the description “Commission for [your url/preferred name]”(unless requested not to).


It takes me around three days to finish the more pricier stuff, since there’s more to do, and about a day for the sketches and smaller stuff. Please remember I dont just work on my art and I won’t automatically start working on your piece after I get your email.


If stuff in my life comes up, I will send you an email to inform you that your piece will be a bit delayed.

If you have any questions, feel free to send me an ask at any time! Also, if you can’t commission me, please please PLEASE reblog this and get it around! I really could use the help right now! Thank you!

lowestlowblood:

***PLEASE READ***

Hello, I’m Lex and I’m in need of money at the moment. So, of course, I’m opening commissions for the first time.

MY SITUATION

My dad has been unemployed since april of this year. He had snagged an out of state job and because of that, he can’t get unemployment in our state. This month, I lost someone who was very important to me. Right now, me and my dad are living with his girlfriend, who is on disability and has a hobby of selling bengal kittens, which unfortunately, costs more than we have. We haven’t had an actual meal in weeks. We’ve been living off of sandwiches for the past week, and thats going to run out on us very soon.

And sadly, school will be coming up very soon, and I don’t have the money to get the stuff I need. I’m hoping that my commissions will help get me enough cash to get me through until my family has more.

WHAT I’M WILLING TO DO AND PRICES

I’m willing to draw anything but NSFW. I’ll draw characters from anything, you, your oc, your pet, your grandparents, people, people kissing, guys, girls, neither, both, and/or, whatever you want to be seen drawn. My pictures are done in black lines normally with flat coloring (with the exception of face flush, eye color, and basic hair roots). I will draw up to two people without charging extra. Please specify if you would like me to use the pencil brush or paintbrush and which of my art styles you would like me to use for your piece.

My Prices:

  • One color sketch(bust or full) - $2.00

  • Bust - lineart - $2.00

  • Bust + colored- $3.00

  • Lineart - $3.00

  • Full + no background - $3.00

  • Full + background - $4.00

  • 1 single icon - $5.00

  • 2 icons (matching or not) - $8.00

Extras:

  • Color lines - +$1.00

  • Shading - +$1.00

  • Extra person + lineart - +$0.50

  • Extra person + full - +$1.00

  • Edits (filters/effects/borders/text) - every two added is +$0.50

**Note: Icons are pricier than the rest because they will be in the same style and shading (unless requested) as shown. I will draw up to two extra items (i.e. hats, plush items, holding items, etc.) for each icon.

MY EQUIPMENT

I work solely on my Dragon Touch R10 tablet. While I do have a phone, I use my tablet for my art now. I do not have a laptop, and I don’t plan on having one soon, or another thing to do my art on. That means I only use mobile, so it takes me longer to get in contact with people than others. The apps that I use are the paid version of Autodesk Sketchbook for my art and Autodesk Pixlr Express for edits

CONTACT INFORMATION AND PAYMENT

My email for paypal is lowestlowblood@gmail.com. How you commission me is simple, send me an email at llcommissions@gmail.com with Commission as the subject, and if you would like you can send me an ask on here saying that you sent me an email for a commission. We can work out what you want to pay for, and I will start on your picture. Though, I won’t finish your picture until I’m sure you’ve paid me, sorry.

TECHNICAL ITEMS

  • After I finish your piece, I will send it to you via email and post it on here with the description “Commission for [your url/preferred name]”(unless requested not to).

  • It takes me around three days to finish the more pricier stuff, since there’s more to do, and about a day for the sketches and smaller stuff. Please remember I dont just work on my art and I won’t automatically start working on your piece after I get your email.

  • If stuff in my life comes up, I will send you an email to inform you that your piece will be a bit delayed.

If you have any questions, feel free to send me an ask at any time! Also, if you can’t commission me, please please PLEASE reblog this and get it around! I really could use the help right now! Thank you!

misterwife:

loo ka thim GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: best-of-memes)

intp-jolteon:

hemogoblines:

hemogoblines:

remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things

image

image

Why yes I do remember almost as if it was only seconds ago I used one

sixpenceee:

Italian special force soldier after 72 hour battle in Afghanistan

School for black civil rights activists. Young girl being trained to not react to smoke blown in her face, 1960

Disability activists abandon their wheelchairs and mobility devices and crawl up the 83 stone steps of the U.S. Capitol Building demanding the passage of the American with Disability Act, March 12, 1990.

A south Korean man cries as his brother is on a train back to North Korea. Separated by the war, they have not seen the other since 1950. They were allowed to see each other for three days, but one will go back spending life in luxury, and the other in hard labour

 The Mocambo night club in East Hollywood, a white’s only club, was the most popular dance spot around but would not book Ella because she was black. Marilyn, who adored Ella Fitzgerald and her music, called the manager and demanded that they book Ella immediately

Portrait of Istvan Reiner, taken shortly before he was killed in Auschwitz

Werfel, a 6 year old orphan from Austria has just been given his first pair of new shoes by the American Red Cross,1946.

The last Jew of Vinnitsa

Susan B. Anthony in 1872 getting beaten and arrested for trying to vote when it was illegal for women to do so.

Until the mid-60s, the Aborigines came under the Flora And Fauna Act, which classified them as animals, not human beings. This also meant that killing an Aborigine meant you weren’t killing a human being, but an animal.

Here’s a link to 75 iconic pictures of the 21st century
I hope you guys learned and teared up from this as much as I did. 

sixpenceee:

Italian special force soldier after 72 hour battle in Afghanistan

School for black civil rights activists. Young girl being trained to not react to smoke blown in her face, 1960

Disability activists abandon their wheelchairs and mobility devices and crawl up the 83 stone steps of the U.S. Capitol Building demanding the passage of the American with Disability Act, March 12, 1990.

A south Korean man cries as his brother is on a train back to North Korea. Separated by the war, they have not seen the other since 1950. They were allowed to see each other for three days, but one will go back spending life in luxury, and the other in hard labour

 The Mocambo night club in East Hollywood, a white’s only club, was the most popular dance spot around but would not book Ella because she was black. Marilyn, who adored Ella Fitzgerald and her music, called the manager and demanded that they book Ella immediately

Portrait of Istvan Reiner, taken shortly before he was killed in Auschwitz

Werfel, a 6 year old orphan from Austria has just been given his first pair of new shoes by the American Red Cross,1946.

The last Jew of Vinnitsa

Susan B. Anthony in 1872 getting beaten and arrested for trying to vote when it was illegal for women to do so.

Until the mid-60s, the Aborigines came under the Flora And Fauna Act, which classified them as animals, not human beings. This also meant that killing an Aborigine meant you weren’t killing a human being, but an animal.

Here’s a link to 75 iconic pictures of the 21st century

I hope you guys learned and teared up from this as much as I did.